Belgand ([info]belgand) wrote,
2005-09-17 04:15:00
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Out here in the Midwest we don't have Ikea. I suspect that this is very important and goes a long way towards explaining the Midwest, but the question remains: is this the cause or the effect?

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[info]spacefem

September 17 2005, 13:35:31 UTC 6 years ago

I think they're just haters. We'll get one! We just have to keep ordering stuff.

[info]ventatsu

September 17 2005, 23:01:47 UTC 6 years ago

Instead of Ikea we have Nabraska Furniture Mart.
Nabraska Furniture Mart has a location near The Kansas City Speedway.
The Kansas City Speedway holds a Nascar race.
Days of Thunder is a movie about Nascar staring Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise also stared in A Few Good Men with Kevin Bacon.
There for it's Kevin Bacon's fault the Midwest is the way that it is.

[info]illusio

September 19 2005, 21:55:22 UTC 6 years ago

cause.

lunch at ikea is a very special thing, and i think the midwest could greatly benefit from some swedish meatballs served up in a furniture store. the lingonberry sauce might just turn things around for you folks. :)

[info]belgand

September 20 2005, 01:21:32 UTC 6 years ago

Re: cause.

My mother's family is Swedish on the maternal side (I believe) so I've had excellent lingonberry sauce. Hell, ligonberries are pretty much always in my mother's fridge and I've got a bottle of Raspberry saft in my cabinet.

I've always felt that Ikea's meatballs sucked. The free coffee with an Ikea mug is a nice idea though, except for the fact that I hate coffee.

[info]elusivecallie

October 18 2005, 18:30:11 UTC 6 years ago

(sorry to intrude... just abusing the random journal search option)

Illinois has Ikea.... Does that count?
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